“We noticed that your Apple Watch app is primarily a fart app. We do not accept fart apps on Apple Watch,” Apple.
The Apple Watch is being sold as a time saver, fitness companion, and stylish fashion accessory, NOT a new age whoopee cushion. According to Time Magazine, the “Fart Watch” app has been rejected, simply because it serves no purpose other than to troll your friends into an old fashion game of “he who denied it, supplied it.”
How it was supposed to work:
– Put your iPhone in an unsuspecting location (under a seat cushion)
– Use you Apple Watch as a remote to push out a squeaker by clicking the “Fart” button on your wrist
– Laughs… Plenty of Laughs
In a nutshell, Apple is a bunch of fun suckers… IMO.