Hi Burgers,

The title of this post is the actual slogan for the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi. I almost want to end this post right now so we can all go and try to figure out this riddle. It sounds kind of like a sexy closing line for a letter. My current working theory is that maybe these three images of Mr. Putin inspired the slogan

He’s hot.

He’s cool.

And he’s all yours little dolphins.

Whatever the origin of this awesome slogan is, the Olympics opening ceremony starts today, and even though most of the toilets in Sochi don’t work and only some of the hotels have roofs, we’re going to have ourselves some Olympics dammit!

Hot, cool, yours,