New Memebase Collectibles: PHOTOBOMB!

Today we are all goofy-faced to announce the new Photobomb collectibles set! Visit any Memebase site, including This is Photobomb, and you’ll have a chance to earn one of these photogenically embarrassing image memories–er, I mean PHOTOBOMBS.

Retiring Soon: Also of note, we will be retiring both the “Hipster Kitty” and “Bunny Day” collectible sets next Monday (the 9th). If you haven’t earned them yet, might I suggest begging a friend for one of their extras? And if that doesn’t work, remember that you can always use Cheez Coins to purchase any collectibles before they retire.

 

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New Springtime Collectibles!

You look happy. There’s a spring your step. Is that because the new Springtime Collectibles launched today on ICHC?

Yay! As the trees turn green and the flowers bloom, we’re here to give you something more than hay fever allergies. Come back to your favorite ICHC sites every day for your chance to win another Springtime collectible.

Also, we will be retiring the Nap Time set on May 2nd. So trade them, gift them, and use your Cheez Coins to buy them while you can!

 

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New Memebase Collectibles: Very Demotivational Set!

We’re very happy to announce the new Memebase collectible set, “Very Demotivational.” It celebrates the wacky and wild world of what happens inside the black box of Demotivational Posters. You will have a chance to get one of these fun new collectibles each day by visiting two pages on any Memebase site, including Very Demotivational.

Also, we will be retiring the “Trolling” set on April 25th. So troll your friends and get whichever ones you’re still missing out on, before we ban hammer the set for good.

 

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Bunny Day Collectibles are Hopping This Way!

Bunny Day is coming, you guys. ARE YOU READY?

With these collectibles, you will be! Get handfuls of bright jelly beans, chocolate bunny treats, a yummy marshmallow fowl, and a big basket to keep it all in! And you don’t have to wait until the day after the holiday to get them all on clearance at your local grocery! You can get them all, one a day, just for showing up to the Cheezburger sites you love!

UPDATE! To make room for fancy new collectibles, we will be retiring the Mondaze set on Monday, April 18th. That gives you a few days yet to earn them or purchase them if you haven’t gotten them yet. Just remember to put the right cover letter on your TPS report before you hand it in, mmkay?

 

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You’ll never be able to get all of those retired collectibles…

APRIL FOOLS!

Today only we are putting all of the classic collectibles on sale! That’s right, for the next 24 hours you’ll be able to buy the Stethoscopes, Santa Hats, or Laser Pointers that are still missing from your collection, along with all of our other retired collectibles. And as a special treat, almost all the ICHC collectibles given out today will be Thanksgiving Noms! That’s a lot of turkeys.

So head over to the LOLmart and pick up some Cheezburger Coins so you can buy all of those retired collectibles that you’ve been yearning for. Might I suggest that you snag a few extra collectibles for your friends who are missing out on the special sale right now? They will thank you later!

But hurry up, because on April 2nd, these collectibles will all go back into retirement!

 

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New Technologically Impaired Collectibles Set!

“Okay class, everyone quiet down and listen up. Turn off your beepers and your pagers. Put away your Gameboy Colors and your Sega Nomads—it’s learning time. Welcome to Internet 101. I’ll be your professor… and yes, I’m a duck.

The internet is a series of tubes. FACT. Just last week my cousin sent me an internet complaining about how he had gotten fired from being an insurance duck salesman, and he got fired because of something he said in an internet. So the first lesson, obviously, is that the internet is permanent. If you put something in a Geocity, that Geocities page is going to be there forever, because Geocities is always going to be a website.”

Okay, you guys, so don’t listen to anything Technologically Impaired Duck says about the internet. He might be slightly ill-informed. But do collect all of the new collectibles in his brand new collectible set, Technologically Impaired Duck’s Internet 101! Keep visiting Memebase.com everyday for more chances to earn these collectibles, and don’t forget to trade your extras with your friends.

That’s done by mailing your computer to your friend while the collectible is on the screen, right?

 

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New ICHC Collectible Set – Bad Kitteh!

Kittehs are teh awsum. FACT. That said, kittehs aren’t always furry cuddly angels. Sometimes they’re furry cuddly demon things.

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This week we celebrate the dark side of the kitteh with our Bad Kitteh collectibles set. You’ll scream “NO KITTEH!” just before you’re awarded a Scratched Sofa, Broken Vase, Unrolled TP, or -gasp- Dead Bird. As usual, visit your favorite ICHC sites each and everyday to get all of these collectibles, and don’t forget to gift the extras to your friends who need them.

In other news, the Do Not Want set will be retiring on March 25th, so use your Cheezburger Coins to buy them while you can!

 

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Valentines Collectibles Set Retiring

The chocolates and flowers are starting to look a little stale and wilted, so on Monday the 21st we will be retiring the ICHC Valentines Collectibles Set.  That still gives you a few days to get any remaining collectibles in that set, either by visiting ICHC, or buy dropping a few Cheezburger Coins.

Hm, and look at that! Looks like now we’ve got room for the new ICHC sets that are coming very soon! :)

 

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Insanity Wolf’s Cave of Insanity Collectibles now on Memebase!

Gross. On second thought, if you’re looking for new collectibles, might we recommend that you just head over to Memebase and check out the brand new Insanity Wolf’s Cave of Insanity set? IT’S INSANE! I CAN’T FEEL MY LEGS! AAAAHHHH! Ahem, and then don’t forget to go back everyday for your chance to earn another collectible.

NOTE: As you can tell by the expression on that scary wolf’s face and my gratuitous use of caps lock, Memebase has a different tone than other Cheezburger and FAILblog sites. It is definitely not for everyone. We’ve added a new feature behind the scenes where anyone who doesn’t visit Memebase and doesn’t have any Memebase collectibles will not see these new collectibles.

There, are all the sane people gone? Is it just you and me and Charlie Sheen and Insanity Wolf? Phew. Good, because if you’re like me, you have a fever, and the only cure is more collectibles! Here’s a preview of one of the new collectibles:

Listen to Charlie Sheen and Insanity Wolf. Be bi-winners. Win a collectible today, come back tomorrow, win again.

 

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New Year’s Rezolshunz Set to Retire

If your new year’s resolution was to collect every ICHC collectible (and why wouldn’t it be?), I regret to inform you that we will be retiring the New Year’s Rezolshunz collectible set soon. But fret not! You have through February 23rd to earn or purchase them. And as always, there are more new sets on the way!

 

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